John In Late Tomorrow

I will be at work late tomorrow, as my cat is having an emergency dental procedure at 7 am. She has an abscessed tooth that requires immediate attention. She has never been to the dentist or had her teeth cleaned, as she is a rather delicate eater and seems to chew all of her food well. It's also impossible to hold her down and brush her teeth by force, and good luck getting her to floss regularly. Also, by abscessed tooth I mean regular cleaning appointment. And by cat I mean my wife.

I should be in before the weekly staff meeting.

Tonight I took an hour-long bath. For the first half an hour I read a magazine. For the second half hour I fell asleep. After I took my glasses off, but before I fell asleep, I realized that to my son there are only two kinds of people in the world. The kind of person who, when you run at them full speed without stopping and then jump, they either catch you, or they don't. Which makes me think of the people I work with. I'm not sure his criteria applies.

I would like to lose another five pounds while eating more tortilla chips and ice cream. This will require me to exercise more or blog more. I am unsure which. Also, I tend to misspell sandwich "sandwhich". It is also bad form to end a sentence a preposition with.

I am taking my first class towards my Master's degree. At the rate of one class per semester I should be done in five years. Today is day four. I am pretty stressed out. Which reminds me:

There really wasn't much of an internet when I was an undergrad.

Fin.